6 Ways To Make People Think You're Filthy Stinkin' Rich

Tired of being at the bottom? Need to show the world how powerful you really are? Here are some ways you can make the world think that you're filthy rich. This will definitely help you get ahead in life.

1. Extreme Origami

Show the world how cultured you really are by folding your fat stacks of cash into awesome origami. You think the dollar is losing value? Make it priceless by turning it into art. By folding your money, you're basically saying to the world, "I'm so rich, I don't care what my money looks like." Maybe with this book, you can fold yourself a wallet to carry your cash. Money in money: the epitome of being filthy rich.

2. The Money Stacks Backpack

Folding your money not enough? Well, just use your Money Stacks Backpack to present your fat stacks to the world. With this backpack, you can flaunt your riches and power. And don't worry, if all your money is in your bank, this bag will still present the idea that you're totally loaded. Let the world know that you're ready to make it rain cash at any given moment. However, I cannot be held responsible if you get mugged.

3. AK-47 Money Clip

And if that mugger comes around, you can use this to scare him off. This AK-47 Money Clip might not fire off rounds, but you might be able to shake it and make some noises with your mouth to instill fear into the heart of your attacker. But, because of the clip's gold plating, you probably won't get too far in your mission to scare your mugger off. In fact, this will probably just get you mugged a lot faster. At least you know that you can carry your cash around in your pocket with style.

4. Money Toilet Paper Roll

This is a fantastic way to say "I don't give a crap about money." This incredibly realistic roll of $100 dollar bills will surely trick your friends and family into thinking that you have so much money, you use your cash as toilet paper. There is no greater joy in the world than cleaning your bottom-side with Benjamin Franklin's face. By the way, don't blame me if you get a rash: cash isn't the softest thing in the world, you know.

5. Money Fire Starters

Only big ballers and high-rollers, literally, burn through their money. These money fire starters show the world that you're so rich, you start barbecue fires with your cash. So kick back, relax, and show off your wealth and status by throwing a roll of these into your fireplace. Make sure you have a proper cover for your fireplace: you don't want your friends diving in there in an attempt to save your cash.

6. Monopoly Money Tie

Before we show off our wealth and status, we have to give thanks to everyone and everything that helped us gain success. We know that all successful entrepreneurs were probably ravenous Monopoly players. This tie will definitely show your thanks for all the life lessons that Monopoly taught you. There's no better game to play if you want to over-charge your friends for passing your property.

About the author: Michael is a blogger for Smith Monitoring, a company that provides Coppell home security and offers the best Houston security system. He may not have much money in the bank, but he comes up with creative ways to make the world think he is filthy rich.

Algene C.

The author is currently taking up law who blogs on her free time.

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